G-Force is a Disney movie about talking guinea pigs, a mole, and a fly that are a specially trained team of government agents. If you are thinking, “What the crap?”, you’re not alone. The movie starts before the team’s first misson. That mission is to infiltrate the home of the owner of the foremost appliance corporation. He is suspected to have developed a weapons system. They get the infomation, but are shut down anyways. The animal members of the team, now known as G-Force, (must…stop…laughing) are supposed to be killed. After all, they’re just animals. They escape by getting into a pet carrier bound for a pet shop. Nice job. I can see why they’re government operatives with that intelligence.
Two of the guinea pigs get adopted and then subjected to abuse in the form of being dressed as a princess and driven in a remote control car. The fly escapes and flies off. The mole gets crushed by a garbage compactor, and the third guinea pig escapes. After some random humor, he reunites with the team and they drive off in motorized hamster balls. Yeah. They try to sto the weapons system, but it turns out the mole was the bad guy all along.
I can’t write any more of the plot, so you’ll have a reason to see the movie. You’ll need it. This movie was absurd, even for a Disney movie. I mean come on, MOTORIZED HAMSTER BALLS!!!!!!!!!! If you feel like torturing yourself with this, go ahead, but I warned you.
Score: 3/10
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