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02 06 2010

the middle earth chat channel

Posted by: ammo in Uncategorized

this is the middle earth chat channel where you get to talk to middle earth characters.  soon to come, urak-hai cheif, saurman,

bilbo, and more.

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131 Responses to “the middle earth chat channel”

  1.   strider Says:
    June 2nd, 2010 at 10:27 AM

    So this is where he keeps running off to.

  2.   gandalf the grey Says:
    June 2nd, 2010 at 10:28 AM

    Hello I am here to consul all!

  3.   gandalf the grey Says:
    June 2nd, 2010 at 10:30 AM

    Yes, this is where I have been runing off to.

  4.   gimli da axe weilding dwarf Says:
    June 2nd, 2010 at 10:31 AM

    I didn’t know Gandalf owned a computer. This is strange.

  5.   gandalf the grey Says:
    June 2nd, 2010 at 10:33 AM

    Well I didn’t know that you had a computer either.

  6.   gimli da axe weilding dwarf Says:
    June 2nd, 2010 at 10:33 AM

    There is an angry orc in my house. Appearantly orcs don’t like Kraft Macaroni and Cheese.

  7.   gandalf the grey Says:
    June 2nd, 2010 at 10:34 AM

    MAC&CHEESE!!!! YOU FED AN ORC MAC&CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!!

  8.   gandalf the grey Says:
    June 2nd, 2010 at 10:35 AM

    *pant* *pant* *pant* you need to feed them meat!

  9.   gimli da axe weilding dwarf Says:
    June 2nd, 2010 at 10:35 AM

    Hey, there was a garage sale down the road, and i had to stock up, you know? I mean, what if Orcs attack and I run out of food? Of course, the elves have lots of food…

  10.   legolas the calm Says:
    June 2nd, 2010 at 10:38 AM

    don’t get any ideas dwarf. this is supposed to be in the first book remember.

  11.   strider Says:
    June 2nd, 2010 at 10:40 AM

    Legolas, could i have some food?

  12.   legolas the calm Says:
    June 2nd, 2010 at 10:41 AM

    no

  13.   strider Says:
    June 2nd, 2010 at 10:41 AM

    Please?

  14.   gandalf the grey Says:
    June 2nd, 2010 at 10:41 AM

    no

  15.   legolas the calm Says:
    June 2nd, 2010 at 10:41 AM

    no!

  16.   strider Says:
    June 2nd, 2010 at 10:42 AM

    I wasn’t talking to you, Gandalf.

  17.   legolas the calm Says:
    June 2nd, 2010 at 10:42 AM

    oh, how i long to be back under the golden trees of lothlorein

  18.   gimli da axe weilding dwarf Says:
    June 2nd, 2010 at 10:43 AM

    I AM SPAMING

  19.   gimli da axe weilding dwarf Says:
    June 2nd, 2010 at 10:43 AM

    THE SPAMINATOR STRIKES AGAIN!

  20.   strider Says:
    June 2nd, 2010 at 10:44 AM

    We know it was you, Gimli.

  21.   legolas the calm Says:
    June 2nd, 2010 at 10:45 AM

    now, back to the STUPID BOOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  22.   gimli da axe weilding dwarf Says:
    June 2nd, 2010 at 10:46 AM

    Hey guys! I was in the Mines of Moria this one time, and there was this huge Balrog, and then-

  23.   strider Says:
    June 2nd, 2010 at 10:46 AM

    Shut up Gimli.

  24.   gandalf the grey Says:
    June 2nd, 2010 at 10:47 AM

    This book is not stupid.

  25.   gimli da axe weilding dwarf Says:
    June 2nd, 2010 at 11:24 AM

    Wait, we’re all characters in a book?

  26.   legolas the calm Says:
    June 2nd, 2010 at 11:25 AM

    Yes, Gimli

  27.   strider Says:
    June 2nd, 2010 at 11:25 AM

    LEGOLAS, I WANT FOOD. THE ORC IS ON A RAMPAGE. HELP ME.

  28.   gimli da axe weilding dwarf Says:
    June 2nd, 2010 at 11:26 AM

    Wait, isn’t the orc in my house?

  29.   legolas the calm Says:
    June 2nd, 2010 at 11:26 AM

    lol

  30.   gimli da axe weilding dwarf Says:
    June 2nd, 2010 at 11:32 AM

    Wait, no, it left. The orc is now in Aragorn’s house. THIS IS FUNNY.

  31.   strider Says:
    June 2nd, 2010 at 11:33 AM

    IT’S NOT FUNNY. I’M GONNA DIE.

  32.   gandalf the grey Says:
    June 2nd, 2010 at 11:34 AM

    Feed him dwarf meat.

  33.   legolas the calm Says:
    June 2nd, 2010 at 11:35 AM

    back to the book please.

  34.   ammo Says:
    June 2nd, 2010 at 11:36 AM

    guys you are supposed to act like you are in the book

  35.   strider Says:
    June 2nd, 2010 at 11:36 AM

    MY DWARF MEAT.

  36.   legolas the calm Says:
    June 2nd, 2010 at 11:37 AM

    repeat after me. get

  37.   strider Says:
    June 2nd, 2010 at 11:38 AM

    OK. Back to the book.

  38.   gimli da axe weilding dwarf Says:
    June 2nd, 2010 at 11:39 AM

    The book. Yeah. The book.

  39.   strider Says:
    June 2nd, 2010 at 11:40 AM

    Ok, what do we talk about about the book?

  40.   gimli da axe weilding dwarf Says:
    June 2nd, 2010 at 11:40 AM

    Yo no se.

  41.   strider Says:
    June 2nd, 2010 at 11:40 AM

    Gimli, you know Spanish?

  42.   gimli da axe weilding dwarf Says:
    June 2nd, 2010 at 11:41 AM

    Yes. Just north of Lothlorien, there’s a pretty big colony of Spanish elves. I learned there.

  43.   Pippin Says:
    June 2nd, 2010 at 11:42 AM

    … Are we at Mount Doom yet? I’m tired of walking.

  44.   gandalf the grey Says:
    June 2nd, 2010 at 11:43 AM

    i need to go somewhere. bye.

  45.   mr. underhill Says:
    June 2nd, 2010 at 11:45 AM

    You just got here! What am I supposed to do with the ring?

  46.   legolas the calm Says:
    June 2nd, 2010 at 11:48 AM

    keep it with you, the rest of the company will help guard the ring.

  47.   gimli da axe weilding dwarf Says:
    June 2nd, 2010 at 11:49 AM

    of course we will

  48.   sam Says:
    June 2nd, 2010 at 11:50 AM

    Same here.

  49.   strider Says:
    June 2nd, 2010 at 11:51 AM

    of course sam. there is no way of keeping you from frodo.

  50.   boromir Says:
    June 2nd, 2010 at 11:54 AM

    frodo you could also give the ring to me and i will keep it safe.

  51.   mr. underhill Says:
    June 2nd, 2010 at 11:56 AM

    I don’t think that’s a good idea.

  52.   legolas the calm Says:
    June 2nd, 2010 at 11:56 AM

    good choice frodo.

  53.   boromir Says:
    June 2nd, 2010 at 11:57 AM

    why not frodo?

  54.   mr. underhill Says:
    June 2nd, 2010 at 11:58 AM

    Well, I’m the ringbearer. It’s my responsability.

  55.   Sauron Says:
    June 2nd, 2010 at 12:00 PM

    what kind of ring?

  56.   mr. underhill Says:
    June 2nd, 2010 at 12:03 PM

    Uh, I don’t know what your talking about. I know nothing of this ring that makes you invisible.

  57.   Sauron Says:
    June 2nd, 2010 at 12:04 PM

    so you do have the one ring!!!!!

  58.   mr. underhill Says:
    June 2nd, 2010 at 12:05 PM

    I still have no idea of what your talking about.

  59.   Sauron Says:
    June 2nd, 2010 at 12:05 PM

    i am tracking you now.

  60.   legolas the calm Says:
    June 2nd, 2010 at 12:06 PM

    frodo take off the ring, quick!!!

  61.   mr. underhill Says:
    June 2nd, 2010 at 12:07 PM

    *takes off ring*
    It worked! Sauron is gone!

  62.   Sauron Says:
    June 2nd, 2010 at 12:08 PM

    NOOOOOOOO!!!!!! WHERE DID YOU GOOOOOOOOOOO?!?!?!?!?!?!

  63.   boromir Says:
    June 2nd, 2010 at 12:09 PM

    you sure you dont want to give me the ring??

  64.   sam Says:
    June 2nd, 2010 at 12:09 PM

    Yes, he’s sure.

  65.   boromir Says:
    June 2nd, 2010 at 12:11 PM

    as sure as can be?

  66.   Pippin Says:
    June 2nd, 2010 at 12:11 PM

    Yes!!

  67.   boromir Says:
    June 2nd, 2010 at 12:15 PM

    i was talking to frodo, not sam, not pippin, and when i ask this again, not merry either!!!!!

  68.   sam Says:
    June 2nd, 2010 at 12:15 PM

    Yes, but Frodo agrees with us.

  69.   boromir Says:
    June 2nd, 2010 at 12:16 PM

    . . .

  70.   boromir Says:
    June 2nd, 2010 at 12:16 PM

    *open mouth* *close mouth* *open mouth* *close mouth*

  71.   sam Says:
    June 2nd, 2010 at 12:17 PM

    Right, Frodo?

  72.   mr. underhill Says:
    June 2nd, 2010 at 12:17 PM

    Sometimes . . .

  73.   legolas the calm Says:
    June 2nd, 2010 at 12:18 PM

    where the heck is gandalf?

  74.   gimli da axe weilding dwarf Says:
    June 2nd, 2010 at 12:19 PM

    i dont know. strider do you know?

  75.   strider Says:
    June 2nd, 2010 at 12:20 PM

    i don’t know. why don’t you ask gandalf?

  76.   gandalf the grey Says:
    June 2nd, 2010 at 12:21 PM

    i’m back!!!!

  77.   asdfman142 Says:
    June 2nd, 2010 at 1:57 PM

    wait…where am i?

  78.   asdfman142 Says:
    June 2nd, 2010 at 2:01 PM

    How did I get here?

  79.   legolas the calm Says:
    June 2nd, 2010 at 2:01 PM

    when did you get here?

  80.   gandalf the grey Says:
    June 2nd, 2010 at 2:01 PM

    i brought him here.

  81.   legolas the calm Says:
    June 2nd, 2010 at 2:02 PM

    really? where did you go?

  82.   gandalf the grey Says:
    June 2nd, 2010 at 2:02 PM

    somewhere.

  83.   legolas the calm Says:
    June 2nd, 2010 at 2:18 PM

    i have never heard of “somewhere”

  84.   gandalf the grey Says:
    June 3rd, 2010 at 8:58 AM

    ill talk about it at the meeting.

  85.   mr. underhill Says:
    June 3rd, 2010 at 8:59 AM

    what meeting?

  86.   gandalf the grey Says:
    June 3rd, 2010 at 9:01 AM

    the meeting of elronds counsul.

  87.   boromir Says:
    June 3rd, 2010 at 9:02 AM

    wait . . . why are we going all over in the story?

  88.   gandalf the grey Says:
    June 3rd, 2010 at 9:06 AM

    Because it would be weird if we started from the beginning considering the start.

  89.   mr. underhill Says:
    June 3rd, 2010 at 9:15 AM

    i agree with gandalf.

  90.   boromir Says:
    June 3rd, 2010 at 10:06 AM

    But i don’t want to go over the story.

  91.   strider Says:
    June 3rd, 2010 at 10:06 AM

    Sucks to be you, Bromy.

  92.   gimli da axe weilding dwarf Says:
    June 3rd, 2010 at 10:07 AM

    Shut up you two. Now, where were we?

  93.   merry Says:
    June 3rd, 2010 at 10:07 AM

    come on, peace, peace.

  94.   strider Says:
    June 3rd, 2010 at 10:08 AM

    The meeting of Elrond’s council, you lunkhead.

  95.   gandalf the grey Says:
    June 3rd, 2010 at 10:09 AM

    i have been off dealing with the necromancer.

  96.   gimli da axe weilding dwarf Says:
    June 3rd, 2010 at 10:09 AM

    Hey! Ok, we were at Elrond’s Council, discussing about the Ring, and Sauron, and McDonalds. Creepy stuff like that.

  97.   strider Says:
    June 3rd, 2010 at 10:10 AM

    What Necromancer?

  98.   gimli da axe weilding dwarf Says:
    June 3rd, 2010 at 10:10 AM

    What Necromancer?

  99.   gandalf the grey Says:
    June 3rd, 2010 at 10:10 AM

    it turned out just as i feared, the necromancer was actually sauron

  100.   gandalf the grey Says:
    June 3rd, 2010 at 10:11 AM

    now stop inturupting

  101.   strider Says:
    June 3rd, 2010 at 10:11 AM

    So the Necromancer was Sauron? This is disturbing.

  102.   gandalf the grey Says:
    June 3rd, 2010 at 10:12 AM

    anyways, me and the consul of the wise flushed him out and he fled to the dark tower.

  103.   boromir Says:
    June 3rd, 2010 at 10:12 AM

    The Dark Tower. Bad vibes, man.

  104.   gandalf the grey Says:
    June 3rd, 2010 at 10:13 AM

    we need to get the ring to mount doom. it is the only place that it can be destroyed.

  105.   strider Says:
    June 3rd, 2010 at 10:14 AM

    Yes. Who will be the Ring Bearer guy?

  106.   gandalf the grey Says:
    June 3rd, 2010 at 10:14 AM

    we have not decided that yet.

  107.   boromir Says:
    June 3rd, 2010 at 10:16 AM

    If the ring’s so powerful, then why don’t we just use it against Sauron? It’s much more logical.

  108.   gandalf the grey Says:
    June 3rd, 2010 at 10:20 AM

    NO!!! the ring is only used for evil. even when it is used for good it still does evil.

  109.   boromir Says:
    June 3rd, 2010 at 10:20 AM

    Excuse Me?

  110.   sam Says:
    June 3rd, 2010 at 10:21 AM

    All this talk of evil is making me nervous. Can’t we just give it to Tom Bombadil?

  111.   strider Says:
    June 3rd, 2010 at 10:23 AM

    Why, in the name of all that is good and holy, would we do that?

  112.   gandalf the grey Says:
    June 3rd, 2010 at 10:23 AM

    no. tom bombadil would just chuck it into the river. then it will get in to the enemies hands and we would all be doomed.

  113.   sam Says:
    June 3rd, 2010 at 10:24 AM

    oh

  114.   gandalf the grey Says:
    June 3rd, 2010 at 10:29 AM

    by the way, why are you here, sam?

  115.   sam Says:
    June 3rd, 2010 at 10:29 AM

    . . .

  116.   gandalf the grey Says:
    June 3rd, 2010 at 10:30 AM

    you are really inseperable, you and frodo. *mumble mumble mumble*

  117.   sam Says:
    June 3rd, 2010 at 10:34 AM

    Sorry, sir! Somebody’s got to stand up for Mister Frodo.

  118.   gandalf the grey Says:
    June 3rd, 2010 at 10:35 AM

    *sigh* makes sense, sam.

  119.   gimli da axe weilding dwarf Says:
    June 3rd, 2010 at 10:37 AM

    Who’s gonna be the ring bearer?

  120.   bilbo Says:
    June 3rd, 2010 at 10:41 AM

    I suppose I will have to be, as I found the ring.

  121.   gandalf the grey Says:
    June 3rd, 2010 at 10:43 AM

    no, bilbo, your chapter in the ring is over now. you will not go on with the quest.

  122.   mr. underhill Says:
    June 3rd, 2010 at 11:42 AM

    Then I suppose I will have to.

  123.   boromir Says:
    June 3rd, 2010 at 11:47 AM

    You’d give the ring to him? I don’t mean offence, but he doesn’t look like a very strong fellow. And I still don’t understand why we have to destroy it. A hobbit may be corrupted by the ring, perhaps, but a man like me never would.

  124.   gandalf the grey Says:
    June 3rd, 2010 at 11:50 AM

    Don’t be so quick to judge Frodo; he’s a lot stronger than he looks. Frodo is going.

  125.   sam Says:
    June 3rd, 2010 at 11:52 AM

    You’re not going to send him of on his own, are you?

  126.   gandalf the grey Says:
    June 3rd, 2010 at 11:57 AM

    Of course not; you’ll be going with him. Frodo should go in a company of nine. Legolas, to represent the elves. Gimli for the dwarves. Aragorn and Boromir will accompany him as well. And I’d have a hard time keeping Merry, Pippin, and Sam away from him.

  127.   sam Says:
    June 3rd, 2010 at 11:58 AM

    Thank you, sir!

  128.   gandalf the grey Says:
    June 3rd, 2010 at 12:34 PM

    last of all, to fill up the ninth spot, me. now, OFF TO MORIA!!!!!!

  129.   ammo Says:
    June 3rd, 2010 at 12:37 PM

    this story is over, you may now talk to the characters every even wednesday.

  130.   Necronlord707 Says:
    December 6th, 2010 at 1:14 PM

    WHOA. WHERE THE HECK AM I. THIS IS WIERD.

  131.   Necronlord707 Says:
    December 6th, 2010 at 1:14 PM

    BYE BYE.

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